{"product_id":"who-cares-im-retiring-soon-custom-est-year-crewneck-myylwy092601","title":"Who cares? I'm Retiring Soon Custom Est.Year Crewneck","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0842\/7624\/8795\/files\/6838c9e9-bb7d-4cd4-8401-0b1bc3144790.png?v=1790061737\" alt=\"\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFrom rebellious humor and old-school Americana to skulls, motorcycles, western themes, retirement attitude, and generation-inspired graphics — our designs are made to feel distinctive rather than mass-produced.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eMid-weight fleece, comfortable casual fit, and artwork that stays at the center of the piece. 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